架空馬戲團

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這首歌的MV和歌詞已經把我想說的一切都說完了，大家自己看看它想傳達什麼訊息吧。在此奉上歌詞翻譯，謹獻給台灣演藝圈某些土生土長卻愛用ABC腔的小天后，以及唸個RAP、穿條垮褲就以Hip Hop藝人自居的歌手。

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
後裔樂團──還不錯帥(就個白人來講)

Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globen 
(無意義)嘰哩～嘰哩～呱啦～呱啦～ 
Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼 
Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼 
Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼 
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy 
所有正咩都說就個白人來講林北還不錯帥～ 

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis 
(西文)一、二、三、四、五～五、六 

You know it's kind of hard just to get along today 
你也知道現在與人相處有點不容易 
Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway 
咱們的主角完全不酷但他照樣裝帥裝到底 
He may not have a clue and he may not have style 
他可能啥米都不懂、或許沒格又沒型 
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial 
他總少了點什麼，但他照樣自high得很高興
So don't debate, a player straight 
所以別爭辯，他不過是個紈褲子弟 
You know he really doesn't get it anyway 
你知道反正他永遠不會搞懂任何東西 
Gonna play the field, and keep it real 
想玩真的？想忠於本色？ 
For you no way, for you no way 
你門都沒有，你門都沒有！ 
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate 
所以如果你不會評斷，就囫圇吞棗都學來 
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake 
反正你知道你總有機會上黑白平等脫口秀 
The world needs wannabees, so (hey, hey) 
這世界需要模仿狂，所以嘿嘿 
Do that brand new thing 
儘管去自以為創新吧！ 

Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼 
Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼 
Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy 
所有正咩都說就個白人來講林北還不錯帥～ 

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice 
他需要來點屌音樂，可不是隨便什麼都行 
But they didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice 
但店裡沒有黑人饒舌歌手的專輯，所以買白人版也可以 
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass 
現在他開著他的老爺車閒晃，在路邊看到他所謂的黑人兄弟 
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass 
但如果他膽敢看他們第二眼，兄弟們八成會往他白屁股上死命踢 

So don't debate, a player straight 
所以別爭辯，他不過是個紈褲子弟 
You know he really doesn't get it anyway 
你知道反正他永遠不會搞懂任何東西 
Gonna play the field, and keep it real 
想玩真的？想忠於本色？ 
For you no way, for you no way 
你門都沒有，你門都沒有！ 
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate 
所以如果你不會評斷，就囫圇吞棗都學來 
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
反正你知道你總有機會上黑白平等脫口秀 
The world needs wannabees, so (hey, hey) 
這世界需要模仿狂，所以嘿嘿 
Do that brand new thing 
儘管去自以為創新吧！ 

Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done 
現在他去刺刺青，耶，墨都上好了 
He asked for a "13" but they drew a "31" 
他說要刺13但人家刺了個31給他 
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip 
他朋友都說他裝得太刻意、也並沒有很嘻哈 
But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip 
但在他的自己心裡，他可是，可是最屌最屌的嘻哈之王！ 

Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼 
Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼 
Give it to me baby, Uh-huh uh-huh 
來跟我好吧寶貝～嗯哼嗯哼 
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis 
(西文)一、二、三、四、五～五、六

So don't debate, a player straight 
所以別爭辯，他不過是個紈褲子弟 
You know he really doesn't get it anyway 
你知道反正他永遠不會搞懂任何東西 
Gonna play the field, and keep it real 
想玩真的？想忠於本色？ 
For you no way, for you no way 
你門都沒有，你門都沒有！ 
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate 
所以如果你不會評斷，就囫圇吞棗都學來 
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake 
反正你知道你總有機會上黑白平等脫口秀哈 
The world needs wannabees 
這世界需要模仿狂 
The world loves wannabes 
這世界愛死模仿狂 
Let's get some more wannabes (hey, hey) 
咱們來來找更多模仿狂吧嘿嘿 
Do that brand new thing 
儘管去自以為創新！