架空馬戲團

(本影片非本人上傳，原址請見http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnC5HD0_PGs)

Munchausen by Proxy - Uh-huh
代理孟喬森症候群 - 嗯哼

I should have been the one to break up with you
當初提分手的人明明應該是我
You said, "Who are you?　Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
I wanna snap your neck and spit on you.
我真想掐斷你脖子對你吐口水
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
If I got a call that said you were dead
如果我接到電話說你嗝屁了
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你大概會說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
I'd shrug my shoulders and I say, "what-ev"
我會聳聳肩膀說：「隨便啦」
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh (repeat)...
嗯哼、嗯哼......

(v.o.)口白：

Hey, have we met before? Oh yeah, I think we have. Because we only dated for four and a half years. No big deal. I've only witnessed you sitting on the couch watching Next in your undies. But it's cool that you act like you have no idea who I am.
嗨我們見過面嗎？是啊見過吧。反正只不過交往了四年半而已，沒啥大不了嘛。我只不過看過你穿條內褲坐在沙發上看戀愛巴士嘛。你裝出一副完全不認識我的樣子也沒差嘛！

I saw you at Amoeba Records last night,
昨晚我在阿米巴唱片行看到你
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
You straightened your hair and had a henna tatto
你已經直了頭髮、刺了刺青
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
I wanna shove your face just shove it.
我真想大力尻爛你的臭臉
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
My mother thinks you're in the closet
我媽認為你是沒出櫃的GAY
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"

你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh (repeat)...
嗯哼、嗯哼......

(v.o.)口白：

It's so weird, because when we used to go out you never even liked the TJ wontons, and now I have to drive all the way to Mar Vista, or some stupid place, and eat some stupid butternut squash raviolli or something, because you took the last bag like some immature little clown.
真是莫名奇妙，以前我們在一起的時候你從沒喜歡過即食餛飩，但我現在還得一路開車到Mar Vista或啥什麼鬼地方去吃什麼鬼南瓜義大利麵餃之類的鬼東西，只因你像個幼稚小丑似的把最後一包餛飩給拿走了。

I saw you Thursday at the Arclight
禮拜四我在電影院看到你
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
I was on a date you ruined my night
我正在約會中卻被你毀了整個夜晚
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"

你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)

I saw you shopping at the Trader Joe's
我又看到你在超市買東西
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
I see you everywhere it really blows.
去哪都看到你實在有夠鳥
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh (repeat)...
嗯哼、嗯哼......

(v.o.)口白：

Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your Myspace page and your band's Myspace page, and your Facebook page. Happy networking asshole!
嘿，見過我朋友伊恩嗎？他是電腦駭客，他幫我洗掉了你的Myspace網頁、你樂團的Myspace網頁和你的Facebook網頁。上網愉快啊爛人！

So remember all the stuff you forgot
好好想起你忘了的東西吧
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
the Fender Stratocaster you just bought

例如你剛買的Fender Stratocaster電吉它
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
I'd like to see the look on your greasy face
我真想看看你那張油膩的囧臉
You said, "Who are you? Who are you?"
你卻說：「妳誰啊？」(妳誰啊？)
It sold for sixteen hundy on E-Bay
我把吉他丟上E-Bay賣了一千六
You said, "I'll know you, I'll know you."
你才說：「我認識妳！」(我認識妳！)

Uh-Huh
嗯哼！