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SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY A GRAMMY AND A PULITZER!

 

快來人頒座葛萊美和普立茲獎給這個天才啊啊啊啊啊!

 

P.S. 葛萊美大家都懂,但我說除了葛萊美之外還得頒普立茲的原因,是因為他的改編歌詞句句屬實,將全球所有人一無所知、蠻不在乎或不願面對的真相用創意的搞笑方式表達出來,因此他應該得座普立茲新聞獎。

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If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

 

Ariel

 

I loved being princess down in — this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing — they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in — to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem — with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see… MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!

 

Jasmine


Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali

 

Belle


A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

 

Pocahontas


After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

 

Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs

 

 

 

 

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  • Toro喵
  • 中文版的用關鍵字
    "四分鐘了解迪士尼公主們的結局"
    還是可以找到喔

    這部影片超妙的
    他還有改編哈利波特跟魔戒,可惜就沒英文字幕了
  • 感謝告知~

    demona 於 2013/03/23 14:34 回覆

  • Chantal
  • 太讚啦~~~巧妙地將現實狀況與童話節局結合,鞭辟入裡、深入淺出且不失幽默風趣。字卡搭配、後製效果無一不佳,配合生動的表情,讓人意猶未盡呢。
  • 是啊,我已經開始背詞練唱了,茉莉公主與阿拉丁那段特別深得我心哪~

    demona 於 2013/03/27 22:53 回覆