> 01. If you can't amaze poeple with your intelligence, confuse them with your *beep*.
如無法以智慧服人，則以*消音*擾人。
> 02. There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
捕鼠器裡總有免費起司。
> 03. Respectful greetings to your superior intelligence...
在此對您高深的智商至上誠摯的敬意......
> 04. you can't escape from your past and have to bear the consequences.
人無法逃避自己的過去或應背負的責任。
> 06. the more one talks the more stupidity he displays..
說的話越多，展現的愚蠢也越多。
> 08. Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand.
自傲與無知往往並肩而行。
> 10. To deny our impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
拒絕承認本能等於拒絕承認使人生而為人的根本原因。
> 12. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
如果有棵大樹在沒有人的森林裡倒下，它還會發出倒下的聲響嗎？
> 13. Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
為什麼你披著那件愚蠢的人皮？
> 14. Love isn't brains, Children; it's blood.
愛情不是鬥智遊戲，孩子，是血腥殺戮。
> 16. the human tendency to over simlify things
人類過度簡化萬物的本能
> 19. We do not live for we simply live.
人不僅是為活而活。
> 20. I may be a bitch, but i'm not your bitch.
或許我是個婊子，但我不是你的婊子。
> 21. Good to know that if I ever need attention all I have to do is die.
想得到關注只要去死一死就行了，知道這個真好。
> 24. "If too many people like you, You're doing something wrong." - Sean Penn
如果喜歡你的人太多，你一定是有什麼地方做錯了。
> 27. Realize that none of us really know what we're talking about.
搞清楚一點：沒人知道自己在講什麼。
> 28. Don't be so convinced that you're right all the time.
別自以為是的覺得自己永遠是對的。
> 29. We are talking about objective criticism, but there is nothing objective about art. Objectivity is a myth.
雖然我們談的是客觀批判，但藝術這玩意是不可能客觀批判的。客觀性不過是個神話。
> 30. Any attempt of a critic to remain completely objective will ultimately fail.
任何試圖保持絕對客觀的批判最後必定會失敗。
> 32. "Stupidity should hurt."
愚蠢是會傷人的，唉唷！
> 34. "It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be."
你有愚蠢的權利，但這並不代表你應該當個笨蛋。
> 35. You don't see things as they are, you see things as we are.
人不會看透事物的本質，只會透過自己的眼光去詮釋。
> 37. IMDB is a kindergarten website.
IMDb是個幼稚園網站。
> 39. A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those?
耶？人生？酷耶！哪裡可以下載一個？
> 44. Killing for peace is like fornicating for virginity.
為和平而殺戮就像為貞潔而通姦。
> 45. Life is a sexually-transmitted disease.
生命是一種經由性行為傳染的疾病。
> 54. I know enough, to know, that I don't know everything.
懂事的人才會知道自己並非什麼都懂。
> 58. Fundamentalism is often unhealthy.
基本教義派通常不太健康。
> 59. Casting doubt on someone else's religion is a time honored tradition and everyone should just relax about it.
對他人之信仰提出懷疑是種亙古不變的傳統，別過度反應。
> 60. Ah. Multiple exclamation points, the true sign of a deranged mind.
啊，多個驚嘆號，腦傷的真實跡象！
> 61. When Christian history is brought up, Christians treat it as fact, but when other religions historys are brought up, they're treated as mythology.
提起基督史觀，基督徒都會視為史實，而其他宗教史觀對他們而言不過是神話。
> 62. The bible is no different than King Midas or 1984, except that it is not as good. In fact, the bible is star trek.
聖經與希臘神話或科幻小說並無二致，只是前者沒後二者寫得好。事實上，聖經是銀河飛龍。
> 63. The bible was written by people when the world was flat.
聖經乃由相信世界一片平坦的古人所撰。
> 64. We all have our reasons for rewriting history. Sometimes we need provide ourselves alibis. Sometimes we want to hurt someone who has hurt us. And there are times, we just want to spare ourselves embarrassment.
人們都有竄改歷史的理由。有時是為了替自己解套、有時是為了報復傷害自己的人，更有時，僅僅是為了不讓自己丟臉。
> 66. Believe what you will. If you believe that there is some all-seeing being floating in the sky pulling levers and flipping switches, that's your deal. Believe it because you feel that connection, not because some over-imaginative author from 2000 years tells you to.
愛信什麼隨便你。如果你相信天上有個全知大神，飄在我們頭頂上推拉操縱大桿、翻動命運開關，那是你的事情。要信就身受到感召而信，別因兩千年前某個想像力過剩的作家叫你信你就信。
> 68. With "God" they don't have the deal with the guilt that goes along with most things, including wars.
有了「神」，信教者就毋須面對必然伴隨大多惡行而來的罪惡感，包括戰爭。
> 69. Ignorance does not equal innocence.
無知並不等同於純真。
如無法以智慧服人，則以*消音*擾人。
> 02. There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
捕鼠器裡總有免費起司。
> 03. Respectful greetings to your superior intelligence...
在此對您高深的智商至上誠摯的敬意......
> 04. you can't escape from your past and have to bear the consequences.
人無法逃避自己的過去或應背負的責任。
> 06. the more one talks the more stupidity he displays..
說的話越多，展現的愚蠢也越多。
> 08. Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand.
自傲與無知往往並肩而行。
> 10. To deny our impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
拒絕承認本能等於拒絕承認使人生而為人的根本原因。
> 12. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
如果有棵大樹在沒有人的森林裡倒下，它還會發出倒下的聲響嗎？
> 13. Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
為什麼你披著那件愚蠢的人皮？
> 14. Love isn't brains, Children; it's blood.
愛情不是鬥智遊戲，孩子，是血腥殺戮。
> 16. the human tendency to over simlify things
人類過度簡化萬物的本能
> 19. We do not live for we simply live.
人不僅是為活而活。
> 20. I may be a bitch, but i'm not your bitch.
或許我是個婊子，但我不是你的婊子。
> 21. Good to know that if I ever need attention all I have to do is die.
想得到關注只要去死一死就行了，知道這個真好。
> 24. "If too many people like you, You're doing something wrong." - Sean Penn
如果喜歡你的人太多，你一定是有什麼地方做錯了。
> 27. Realize that none of us really know what we're talking about.
搞清楚一點：沒人知道自己在講什麼。
> 28. Don't be so convinced that you're right all the time.
別自以為是的覺得自己永遠是對的。
> 29. We are talking about objective criticism, but there is nothing objective about art. Objectivity is a myth.
雖然我們談的是客觀批判，但藝術這玩意是不可能客觀批判的。客觀性不過是個神話。
> 30. Any attempt of a critic to remain completely objective will ultimately fail.
任何試圖保持絕對客觀的批判最後必定會失敗。
> 32. "Stupidity should hurt."
愚蠢是會傷人的，唉唷！
> 34. "It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be."
你有愚蠢的權利，但這並不代表你應該當個笨蛋。
> 35. You don't see things as they are, you see things as we are.
人不會看透事物的本質，只會透過自己的眼光去詮釋。
> 37. IMDB is a kindergarten website.
IMDb是個幼稚園網站。
> 39. A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those?
耶？人生？酷耶！哪裡可以下載一個？
> 44. Killing for peace is like fornicating for virginity.
為和平而殺戮就像為貞潔而通姦。
> 45. Life is a sexually-transmitted disease.
生命是一種經由性行為傳染的疾病。
> 54. I know enough, to know, that I don't know everything.
懂事的人才會知道自己並非什麼都懂。
> 58. Fundamentalism is often unhealthy.
基本教義派通常不太健康。
> 59. Casting doubt on someone else's religion is a time honored tradition and everyone should just relax about it.
對他人之信仰提出懷疑是種亙古不變的傳統，別過度反應。
> 60. Ah. Multiple exclamation points, the true sign of a deranged mind.
啊，多個驚嘆號，腦傷的真實跡象！
> 61. When Christian history is brought up, Christians treat it as fact, but when other religions historys are brought up, they're treated as mythology.
提起基督史觀，基督徒都會視為史實，而其他宗教史觀對他們而言不過是神話。
> 62. The bible is no different than King Midas or 1984, except that it is not as good. In fact, the bible is star trek.
聖經與希臘神話或科幻小說並無二致，只是前者沒後二者寫得好。事實上，聖經是銀河飛龍。
> 63. The bible was written by people when the world was flat.
聖經乃由相信世界一片平坦的古人所撰。
> 64. We all have our reasons for rewriting history. Sometimes we need provide ourselves alibis. Sometimes we want to hurt someone who has hurt us. And there are times, we just want to spare ourselves embarrassment.
人們都有竄改歷史的理由。有時是為了替自己解套、有時是為了報復傷害自己的人，更有時，僅僅是為了不讓自己丟臉。
> 66. Believe what you will. If you believe that there is some all-seeing being floating in the sky pulling levers and flipping switches, that's your deal. Believe it because you feel that connection, not because some over-imaginative author from 2000 years tells you to.
愛信什麼隨便你。如果你相信天上有個全知大神，飄在我們頭頂上推拉操縱大桿、翻動命運開關，那是你的事情。要信就身受到感召而信，別因兩千年前某個想像力過剩的作家叫你信你就信。
> 68. With "God" they don't have the deal with the guilt that goes along with most things, including wars.
有了「神」，信教者就毋須面對必然伴隨大多惡行而來的罪惡感，包括戰爭。
> 69. Ignorance does not equal innocence.
無知並不等同於純真。
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